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Dyslexic Fudgicle - Hell Sex

from Impossible Doors by Dyslexic Fudgicle, Gefilte Fist

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lyrics

"Dyslexic Fudgicle? I thought they broke up in the nineties…"

(Oh)
I have emerged from an underwater can of crisco
I'm feelin' frisky
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna coat my dick in chicken fat (Yeah)
I'm gonna follow you home (Yeah)
And I've got some roofies
But I'm not gonna fuck you in your sleep,
No, that would not be classy
I'll take some chicken fat and put in your ass
and in your vag and in your mouth
Gonna light my dick on fire
and fuck you like the flames of hell
You won't feel a thing
Cuz that's what the chicken fat is for
You know, like magicians do it?
They coat their mouth with chicken fat and
They swallow fire
We gotta have sex like that
I'm gonna fuck you like
Oh it's on fire
No it's not
Oh it's on fire again
No it's not
Hot cold hot cold hot cold hot cold
Hell Sex
[motorboat noises]
[burp]
Both your tits are now covered in chicken fat
And I'm gonna motorboat them
(oh, to be chicken)
God this is stupid
Chicken
The guitar sounds horrible
At least the second time that happened
So hey, do you like it hot?
Burlap
Burlap
Burlap
Burning the midnight oil
By oil, I mean you shit yourself
Brr it's cold in here
Shit, chicken fat and fire everywhere
Circle of pigs
[vocal noises]
I must'a snorted Riki V's ashes!
Fuck Onion Pits!
Cut!
Two asteroids are headed for earth
They look like two giant testicles
Then, two tiny moons landed in the middle of each of them;
Now, they look like two boobs
Filthy filthy filthy filthy
Either way, we will be crushed by private parts
Ugh.
"Look what ya did, ya little jerk!"

credits

from Impossible Doors, released August 13, 2017
Music: Joe Bonelli, Nickelsack
Lyrics: Ugly Butler
Performed by: Joe Bonelli, Nickelsack, Ugly Butler
Additional spoken part by Melissa McNichol

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